Road Rage Humorist T-Shirts

Car with number plate reading 'Honk if the light just turned green and you're a jackass'.

Toad Rage

'Judging by your latest wing mirror trophy I'm guessing that yet another car failed to slow down for you today.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

The first drag race ended tragically with the first act of road rage!

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Gas tank is holding up a customer for money 'Fill 'er up!'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Highway Advisory - Move to Arizona.

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Can't read 'SLOW'.

Road work next 15 years.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Leaving New York

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Road Construction Blues.

'Yes, Bobby, we are there. In fact, you can jump out any time you like.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Last chance to breakdown before smart motorway.

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Live To Crash, Crash To Live.

Next 5 Miles Adopted By The Planet Zargon.

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"