"Well, at least he died doing what he loved best - flippin' the bird at some eighteen-wheeler on I-95."
Road Rage Enthusiast T-Shirts
Let them wear their road rage humor proudly! Our collection of witty t-shirts for road rage lovers brings fun to everyday wear, ideal for anyone who sees driving as more than just a commute.
Road Construction Blues.
"Honk if you'd like your horn shoved down your throat!"
You can't say I'm too old to drive. Road rage is the only thing keeping me alive.
"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"
C'mon, move!
Getting the Finger
'Gah! I've been stuck in this fluffing traffic jam for an hour!' - 'Maybe I should catch up on my calls while I'm stuck?' - 'You have been placed in a call queue.'
"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."
Get a move on, you idiot!
Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.
"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'
Car wash / Mouth wash
Chris Froome
Have Horns Venn
"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."
'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'
'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'
Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!
'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'
"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."
'Where'd you learn to drive!?'
"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."
Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?
'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'
"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"
"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"
'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'
"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"
Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.
Toad Rage
NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.
"The air I breathe is filthy..."
Road Rage Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
Road Rage Enthusiast Mugs
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Road Rage Enthusiast Pillows
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Road Rage Enthusiast Prints
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