Road Rage Analyst T-Shirts

Bloody pedestrians! Get out of the way! Don't you beep at me, arrogant drivers!

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Toad Rage

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Getting the Finger

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Digital Communication.

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

A giant dinosaur in a car runs over pedestrians

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'