Road Rage Critic T-Shirts

Taking the handicapped spot.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'That tut, tut sound when you park..? It's your husband.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Toad Rage

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Getting the Finger

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Digital Communication.

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

Roadside Chicken Grill: Speed Limit 80