Road Rage Commentator Pillows

'Haw! Baldy! Ha, Ha!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Getting the Finger

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

Toad Rage

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Digital Communication.