Road Rage Commentator Mugs

'Haw! Baldy! Ha, Ha!'

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

Have Horns Venn

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"The people who hate trucks as environmentally destructive traffic obstacles and think that drivers are grubby idiots are waiting for their goods!"

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

"Wanting traffic to slow down, we don't post pothole warning signs."

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

Toad Rage

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Getting the Finger

Highway: tourist and resident traps.

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."