Road Rage Renouncer Pillows

"Sorry, but road rage is next door. This room is for people who get frustrated with their compute and take it out on their keyboards."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Car wash / Mouth wash

"I hate when a parking spot in the city opens up."

Have Horns Venn

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

Road Construction Blues.

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Ed makes his small but vital contribution to the world's daily crude production.

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

"Hey! That JERK you just passed is giving us THE TENTACLE!"

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

"Is it me or is the commute to work getting worse?"

NO Flippin' The Bird! Next 27 miles.

"The air I breathe is filthy..."

Car with JUST RAGING notice on boot

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Toad Rage

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

Getting the Finger

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

"I can't believe how deep the potholes are this spring!!"

Digital Communication.

Think tank.

'Great! To top it all off, I've been put on hold!'

'Cut me off will you? I oughta teach you a lesson!'

"I'd like to see your driver's license AND your vessel certificate."