Road Philosopher Pillows

'Existential truckstop'

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

Bank

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

"That was generous."

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

Sign Reads: Loiter At Your Own Risk.

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

I Spoke Out On The Issues - Please Help.