Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.
Philosopher In Traffic Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their home or car space with pillows that celebrate the traffic philosopher’s thoughtful moments—beautifully printed for cozy contemplation after the commute.
Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda
The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!
Yes, That Was The Exit
Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.
"If find people express themslves more freely in traffic jams."
Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.
Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.
Chicken: the one-man show
"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."
"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."
"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."
'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'
"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"
Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles
Traffic Lights Medicine
'Existential truckstop'
Speed laws occasionally enforced.
"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."
Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.
The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.
'For Heaven's sake, Charlotte! Relax! We're on holiday!'
"You love gloating, don't you?"
"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."
An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control
Self-Reflecting Pool
Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.
'It's green, you color-blind, flea-bitten bonehead! Where'd you learn to drive?'
Hollywood - Exit Stage Left.
'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'
Congestion of the Electric Car
This country is on the road to ruin!
Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.
Philosopher In Traffic Pillows Collection
Philosopher In Traffic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the traffic philosopher in all of us—witty, reflective, and perfect for your daily commute brewing.
Philosopher In Traffic Prints
Browse artistic prints that humorously depict the traffic philosopher’s unique view of the world—beautifully crafted for your space.
Philosopher In Traffic T-Shirts
Discover our witty t-shirts that showcase the traffic philosopher’s mindset—wear humor and insight wherever the road takes you.