Driving Philosopher Pillows

Driver's Block

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

'It was wishful thinking when they called me 'Flash': I've never won a race in my whole life...'

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Hell's Ethics

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.

'Hold on, I have to throw a little road rage at this guy beside me.'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Gurus wise words on lost socks

"According to this not only are we lost but in one way or another we've always been lost."

This highway is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual highway you would have been somewhere by now.

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Thoughts in Traffic

Let Go and Let God

Watch Out For The Idiot Behind The Guy In Front Of You.

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute