Road Rule Observer Pillows

"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

"GPS wants me to stay put."

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

Hurdles with Steps

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

Confusing Traffic Sign.

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

First place / Second place next exit.

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

He showed up late on their first date, after being caught in an avalanche, and it quickly went downhill from there.

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'

"The light is green..."

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

Watch this space.

Chicken Crossing.