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"...Says he's done his 4.5 hours driving and won't budge for another 45 minutes!"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Turning with mathematical precision.

Theory #243 on how fossils were made.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"GPS wants me to stay put."

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

"Of course I'm no expert. But I still think it's: 'Sniff butt, bury bone. Sniff butt, bury bone...'"

'I turned the corner and hit the tree. It was all over in a matter of hours.'

Hurdles with Steps

"Ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Drive Thru Police Station

Crossing the Road

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

Confusing Traffic Sign.

"Business sure picked up since the highway went through."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'The miles per gallon it gets for city driving is an urban legend.'

First place / Second place next exit.

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

He showed up late on their first date, after being caught in an avalanche, and it quickly went downhill from there.

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

"The light is green..."

'Growth in Gangs' news sign. Large mob in back ground. 'Oh No! A gang of motorists!'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

"I just love the bank holiday getaway. . . Four hours stuck behind a caravan."

'I wasn't speeding, but I did pass two cars who were.'

Watch this space.