Road Rule Follower T-Shirts

'Passing your driver's license test doesn't mean you get to pass everything.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'These sure rule out a lot of options....'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

Angel with speed camera.

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Turning with mathematical precision.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

"GPS wants me to stay put."

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'

Lawyer with two desk organizers: Letter of the Law and Spirit of the Law.

"Dad, I want you to know that I am as clean as the league by-laws require."