Rage Reducer Gifts

Bob continued to yell at other drivers long after he arrived home.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Rage.

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"The majestic way they climb higher and higher until they seem to kiss the sky reminds me of the huge pile of work I have waiting for me when I get back."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Recycling Centre

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

A shrink charges $200 an hour, but double chocolate layer cake is only $19.95.

SOS of Garbage

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

Introducing clean conscience products

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

Recycling

Chemical Waste.

'Don't internalise that simmering rage -- get it out of your system on website comments sections.'

"The company simply must do something about the office space problem!"

'Where'd you learn to drive!?'

'I hate this constant atmosphere of always worrying about meeting a deadline.'

"You have to learn to live in the now. Maybe next week – our time is up."

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

"I wasn't honking at you! Isn't it obvious I was honking at the guy 10 cars ahead of you?"

'Don't get involved.'

"You're really mad over something so small. You need to do something to release that pent-up anger."

"So I'm thinking...why bother with all the junk mail?"

Recycling bins for glass, paper, metal and IDEAS.

Football fan buries television.

Motorway lane for 'Pricks and idiots only'.

Digital Communication.

"This is Dave, he'll be second guessing your every move."

"The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping."