Meat Reducers Gifts

'No thanks, I'm trying to cut down on meat products.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Burnt or Raw?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Recycling Centre

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

SOS of Garbage

The Butcher of 35th street.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

Introducing clean conscience products

"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."

Chemical Waste.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Recycling

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

The Chop House

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!