Meat Lover With A Twist Gifts

'Polly wants a T-bone steak.'

Freshly shaved ham.

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Platter confusion.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Family Butcher.

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

I don

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

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