Meat Lover Gifts

'He's cured.'

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

Pulled Pork Farm.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"It looks like you're the main stakeholder in this business."

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'I hope you're hungry!'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Meat Department

'He has an amazing attention span.'

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'Come now, Mr Symes. I am a Master Chef. I'll admit the steaks are high. But then so are the rewards.'

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"How are ya, Jimmy Sir?"

H&R Steak and Tax Prep.

Choplifters Will Be Prosecutted

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'How's the steak, sir?'

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

World of Cow: #EATPORK

'Thank you God for making meat so yummy. Amen.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

"No, we're not vegetarian - he's just s**t at hunting!"

Pre-beef tension.

"Eating red meat, drinking alcohol, using a petrol driven car, you're such an old romantic Jefferson."

"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."

Pigs in love.