Meat Lover Pillows

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

"It looks like you're the main stakeholder in this business."

A dog looks longingly into a butcher shop and a woman looks longingly into a shoe store.

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'I hope you're hungry!'

"How are ya, Jimmy Sir?"

'How would you like your steak, sir?' - 'Big.'

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Come now, Mr Symes. I am a Master Chef. I'll admit the steaks are high. But then so are the rewards.'

H&R Steak and Tax Prep.

'Just a few more steroids and I get-a-chopping!'

'He has an amazing attention span.'

'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'

'How's the steak, sir?'

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'Dreamy! Now how many pounds of beef can you put on one bun?'

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Choplifters Will Be Prosecutted

'Thank you God for making meat so yummy. Amen.'

World of Cow: #EATPORK

"No, we're not vegetarian - he's just s**t at hunting!"

"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."

"Salamelier"

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"What, no veggies?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"I think I'm mystery meat."

"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."