Meat Enthusiast Pillows

"I just sold the last T-bone, so this may take a while"

Wingless chickens outside of a shop selling chicken wings

At the Steak Restaurant

Pigs at butcher: 'One day son, all this will be you..'

"Let me know if you find a ring."

Eat more pork.

"Appetizer is almost done."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

'Bovine Growth Hormone.'

Eat beef this Christmas!

Regular ground beef, irregular ground beef.

I assure you the animals didn't suffer. All of our meat comes from animals who died naturally of old age while vacationing in Miami.

Police suspect it was an inside job.

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

United Steaks of America.

"Good news, we don't have to pretend to be veggie this week, the butcher had a special offer on."

A butcher and a calf about to be killed

Exported sausage

"You're so lucky your master is a butcher: mine is a greengrocer..."

"Faced with the dilemma of a plant-based diet or imminent death, you choose death?"

"Sorry, Duke, but we don't trick or treat at butcher shops."

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

A butcher's counter is divided between 'delicious,' 'not bad' and 'edible.'

Meat is murder

Butcher

"It's a frozen shoulder."

'Me hunter gatherer!'

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

'Who ran that steak down? A lion, tiger or bear?'

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'

'Tonight you will be enjoying Howard, a happily raised free range chicken slaughtered no ten miles from here. He is accompanied by his wife, Lily, who ironically sautes opposite your own wife.'

An angry bull has found out where his missing piece of Rump (steak) has ended up.

'Waiter...this pork is tough.'

'Thinner!'

'Red meat is bad for you.' 'No, red meat is not bad for me. Green meat is bad for me!'