Meat Admirer Gifts

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Platter confusion.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"Oooh... bacon!"

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

*=Hotdog

Family Butcher.