Food Admirer Gifts

Large Salmon in a fishmonger's

'I sent out for everything.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Your meal sounded nice."

"Regular service or affected?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

A man and baby wearing bibs

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."