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Large Salmon in a fishmonger's

'I sent out for everything.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"Regular service or affected?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Your meal sounded nice."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

A man and baby wearing bibs

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

Thermidor Dali

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."