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"Dear God, noooooo oooo!" "The Oreo tragedy"

'I sent out for everything.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Menu Dating

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"Your meal sounded nice."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The special is… pine nut encrusted… filet of salmon… in a balsamic wine reduction."

"This crew gets 15 miles to the pound of gruel. They're very fuel efficient."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Dad's old fashioned barbeque

Thermidor Dali

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Snacks for Learners

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."

"He'd like the broiled monkfish, too, but first he's having a quick taste of the gutter."

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"Rosalie's signature chicken dish is simplicity itself."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'