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Abundance of Caution

Come dine with me!

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Culinary surgery.

Shaved Ice

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

'The stuff legends are made of'

The Salvador Deli

'Quit playing with it.'

Pastor of Muppets

Artist and chiken

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Hello, my name is Tony. I'm your waiter, and I'll be dining with you tonight."

The great zucchinis

You still working on that?

'Enjoy?...How?'

Funky Chef 1

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

Sandwich Shop

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Do you do portraits as well?

Cook and PC

"The spaghetti is too al dente!"