Animated Food Artist Mugs

Abundance of Caution

Come dine with me!

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Shaved Ice

Mouse with a cat cake.

Culinary surgery.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

'The stuff legends are made of'

The Salvador Deli

'Quit playing with it.'

"Hello, my name is Tony. I'm your waiter, and I'll be dining with you tonight."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Artist and chiken

Pastor of Muppets

Adam and Eve and Scott

Funky Chef 1

The great zucchinis

'Enjoy?...How?'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

Sandwich Shop

Do you do portraits as well?

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

Cook and PC

"The spaghetti is too al dente!"

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Fruit and Veg Dress