Tiny Food Artist Mugs

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

Mouse with a cat cake.

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.