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"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Shaved Ice

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Mouse with a cat cake.

"I'm making pink lemonade!"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Funky Chef 2

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Picasso

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"This is kindergarten, Mason. You can think outside the box, but you'd better color between the lines."

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Abundance of Caution

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"