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Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Young child saying grace

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Roadkill Cafe...specials every day.

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

Ants take cheese and grater

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

Hangry

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

"Kids Menu Square"

"Some Fresh Rhino Horn in your drink, sir?"

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

'When do we eat? My stomach can hold out for about eight more minutes before panic sets in.'

"Imitation eggs made of soybeans and imitation soybeans made of eggs."

Trail Mix: Contains No Less than 10% Actual Trail.

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine