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"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Fresh pepper?"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

"What's not disgusting?"

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'It needs more dirt.'

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Young child saying grace

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

Hangry

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

'My mother was always dieting...To this day I think of a home-cooked meal as grapefruit and black coffee.'

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

'You said I should take care of Ralph - so I'm cooking his dinner tonight!'

"Kids Menu Square"

"Thank you, Papi, this is the best present ever!"