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"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

"Fresh pepper?"

"I'm studying the effects of prolonged radiation exposure on a panzerotti."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Child Sells Gluten Free Mudpies

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'Eat your carrots. They are good for growing children.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"What's not disgusting?"

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

Young child saying grace

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

Hangry

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

'This is spinach, Grandma. Spinach isn't grandmotherly.'

'The Nihilist Deli'

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

'My mother was always dieting...To this day I think of a home-cooked meal as grapefruit and black coffee.'

'Excellent grape jelly, Mother -- I detect Macabeo, Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri.'

Child fussy about his food after cookery programmes.

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

'You said I should take care of Ralph - so I'm cooking his dinner tonight!'

'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

"Kids Menu Square"