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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

Too much packaging

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'They use paper plates.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Minimalist Painter.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."

The message that status symbols were so last year was getting through...