Minimalist Eater T-Shirts

Gift a minimalist eater a t-shirt that showcases their straightforward style and fun personality—perfect for casual wear that speaks to their love of simplicity and humor.

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"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight." mockup

"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

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'They use paper plates.'

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"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird." mockup

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

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Soup of the month.

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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All Natural Nothing

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"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..." mockup

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

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"Not to mention the park view."

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it." mockup

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life' mockup

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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"My compliments to the can opener." mockup

"My compliments to the can opener."

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"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you." mockup

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

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Cool Z enters his minimalist period. mockup

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

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Less is more.

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'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?' mockup

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

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And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple. mockup

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

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"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is." mockup

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

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"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?" mockup

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

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"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out." mockup

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

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'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.' mockup

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

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'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.' mockup

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

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"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking." mockup

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

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"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?" mockup

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

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Too much packaging

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"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap." mockup

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

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Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature) mockup

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

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"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

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