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"Well, at least you won't need to take your potato vitamins tonight."

'They use paper plates.'

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

Soup of the month.

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"Not to mention the park view."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Less is more.

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

Great. What do I get the man who already HAS nothing? It's a birthday party.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

Too much packaging

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

"I've decided to purge our material goods, starting with your crap."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"Says here tiny houses are the hot new trend. Didn't I always tell you we're ahead of our time, Doris?"

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

Minimalist Painter.

Thoughts? A tad skimpy. Try this one. It's too long and old-fashioned. Think of it as radical modesty. Nana! Modesty is not ecological. It's 100% cotton. But think of the yards of wasted fabric! I conserve the moral fabric.

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."