Meal Minimalists T-Shirts

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

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All Natural Nothing

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"Not to mention the park view."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"My compliments to the can opener."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"That's your tiny house!"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'

Theirs and Theirs

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

'The Nihilist Deli'

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."