Meal Minimalists Mugs

"I used to take photos of my meals, but once you've seen one salad..."

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"Not to mention the park view."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"My compliments to the can opener."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"That's your tiny house!"

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

'They use paper plates.'

Theirs and Theirs

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

'Too many choices to make up your mind? No problem. We also have abbreviated menus.'

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

"Just one menu for us, please. We don't want to overeat."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'We don't have menus, sir - the chef thinks they're counterproductive.'

Posh restaurant - 'We'll have the sandwiches.'

"Nothing for me, thanks."

'The Nihilist Deli'

'I get this awful dream where I'm walking down the street - Completely clothed!'

"Believe me, everyone at the bank envies our simple lifestyle."

'My mother was always dieting...To this day I think of a home-cooked meal as grapefruit and black coffee.'