Minimalist Cook T-Shirts

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

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Soup of the month.

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

All Natural Nothing

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Not to mention the park view."

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"Can you just recommend something? Neither of us can possibly focus long enough to read a menu."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

"My compliments to the can opener."

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

At This Restaurant, There Are Only Two Dishes on the Menu and They Both Suck

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Horn of Plenty.

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

'I could beat these eggs a lot easier if it weren't for all the shells.'

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Life is just four letters...

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

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