Minimalist Foodies Gifts

'The Nihilist Deli'

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

All Natural Nothing

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

"And the kitchen is ideal for people who like to eat out."

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Too much packaging

"No wonder he's so skinny - he eats like a bird."

"Never mind the cost of living crisis, dear, you still need your 5-a-day."

"If it says to add water, and I'm the one who adds it, I'm cooking."

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'You can see the artist has tried to capture man's aspirations, using a minimalist language.'

'They use paper plates.'

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

'You don't need to worry Jean, he's a very simple cook.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown (caricature)

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

"Let me see if I have it correctly, sir. To hell with the appetizer. A chopped sirloin that damn well better be rare. No goddam relish tray. Who cares which salad dressing, since they all taste like sludge?"

Minimalist Painter.

"Minimalist furniture designers. Continually striving for less."

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."