Tiny Food Lovers T-Shirts

(No caption. Signs read the following: Pizza. Pizza By The Slice. Pizza Cut Up Into Tiny Bites.)

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The biggest mystery in my life is whether I get a peanut butter and jelly or a tuna fish sandwich!"

"Today's special is puréed sweet potato on cracker."

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

'A tiny kitchen, one cook, and great food...I don't know how they do it.'

"Mom, vegetables may help me grow and give me energy, but what if I want to be short and underachieving?"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"How small will he get?"

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

Tiny restaurant portion. Man finds magnifying glass amongst cutlery.

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Hangry

"I don't want to appear ungrateful but just once I'd like to eat out!"

Ants take cheese and grater

"I don't have to be carnivorous, you know."

"Don't mind Ashley. After looking through a microscope all day, anything large startles him."

"The presentation is poor the peas undercooked and the chicken dinosaurs need more seasoning."

'It will take me less time to eat that than it took you to explain it.'

Tapas

'Isn't that an awful big needle for such a tiny dog?'

Treat at the Colinderies.

"Kids Menu Square"

'When do we eat? My stomach can hold out for about eight more minutes before panic sets in.'

Boy turning down pudding because it spoils his wine

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

"Excuse me, sir, but would you mind getting the door for us?"

Hubert playing with his food and hoping to 'magic' it into something else.