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"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Filet minion

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Tzatzikicicle

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Whack! Cartoons are a lot less violent these days. I just saw Wile E. Coyote get walloped by a financial setback.

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

We had a presidential preference poll in school today -- Spongebob Squarepants won.

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

"Everything here is very fresh."

Ok, maybe we should put him back in sales.

Tortoise & Hare.

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

Pop up hell

Impossicle.

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

101 Placenta Recipes

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"