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"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"You call this guacamole?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Tzatzikicicle

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I call her 'mincing lamb' because the only thing she ever cooks is spaghetti bolognaise..."

6 Brothers Falafel

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Beanirrito"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

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Casual Thursday

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Culture clash

TV Chef Cooking Range

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Tangled facing dog...

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Adam Smith

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

"I'll take a latte with Mocha, Vanilla, Caramel, Hazelnut, Cinnamon, Chai, White Chocolate, Pumpkin Spice, Gingerbread, Butterscotch and Marshmallow. Hold the whipped cream, I'm on a diet."