Fusion Food Fan Mugs

"I thought that we were going to eat something exotic tonight - not just a traditional English meal."

"You call this guacamole?"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Tzatzikicicle

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I call her 'mincing lamb' because the only thing she ever cooks is spaghetti bolognaise..."

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

6 Brothers Falafel

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Beanirrito"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Casual Thursday

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

TV Chef Cooking Range

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Culture clash

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

Tangled facing dog...

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Adam Smith

Ahh, Chicken Soup