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"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

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'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

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Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

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Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

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A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

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