Creative Food Presentation Fan T-Shirts

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

The wonderful world of cheese.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

Champagne at the hunt

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

Omelette aux grosses herbes

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

Impossicle.

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"Lemming" Meringue Pie