Creative Food Presentation Fan Gifts

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

Tartine

Come dine with me!

The wonderful world of cheese.

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

Champagne at the hunt

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'Hors-D'oeuvre, Madam?'

'I think the microwave has finally given up the ghost.'

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"The special tonight is Steak Teriyaki, which is seared, cubed, and expertly tossed into your mouth.”

'Whoever called this job WAITING obviously never did it!'

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

Impossicle.

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

"Your 'presentation' could use some work."

"The presentation is dreadful."

'Look how beautifully you laid out the food on the plate.'