Culinary Fusion Fan Gifts

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

Traditional Russian Nesting Egg Doll Thanksgiving... Turducken

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

6 Brothers Falafel

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'What clan do you belong to?'

Iliadette.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

American style Greek cafe.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Casual Thursday

Tzatzikicicle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

Mexican angels.

Culture clash

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'English sushi bar' "Cockles! Muscles!..."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I'm on the plain.'

Pyramid Skiers

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Adam Smith

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

The Dali 'Bama.