Food Sculpture Fan Pillows

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

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'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Brancusi.

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.