Food Transformation Fan Pillows

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Before/After

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"You've changed."

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Tzatzikicicle

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"I can be changed!"

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

101 Placenta Recipes

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"Once you go butterfly you'll never go back."