Food Transformation Fan Pillows

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Before/After

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

"You've changed."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tzatzikicicle

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Drusilla realised how different her boss looked now they met after hours.

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'It's so much better since business became computerized -- it was so hard to blame things on typewriters.'

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"And then, having shaped up, he shipped out."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"I can be changed!"

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

"I'm a genetically engineered chicken substitute."

Unsuccessful Christmas novelty items. Blitzen on a Kitten. Angel on a Bagel. Frosty on a coffee. Claus on your Bras.

'Great disguise, Max. How'd you do it?'

'I know that you have changed Irene, but I still think we can work things out.'

Man from 'Printing Industry' riding on the speeding computer

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Why are you crossing a turkey with an octopus?"

"That comes with some peanuts in a galosh."

101 Placenta Recipes

'The good news is we can still get abortions.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"