Animated Food Fan Pillows

"Ladies ladies, please. There's enough of me to go around."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Filet minion

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Tzatzikicicle

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

"What are we doing for Cinco de Mayo this year?"

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Everything here is very fresh."

"No, Geppetto is my creator. I'm Geppetto's monster."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Tortoise & Hare.

Pop up hell

'That mouse must've been here awhile. he's actually built a driving range outside his hole.'

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

Impossicle.

Since when does the Cartoon Channel have a pledge week?

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

101 Placenta Recipes

'Polly wants a cracker and you might as well throw in a bowl of chili while you're at it.'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"