Food Sculptor Pillows

"My mom really works at keeping my lunches interesting!"

Come dine with me!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Adam and Eve and Scott

Abundance of Caution

'Quit playing with it.'

Artist and chiken

Almost Everything Bagel

Funky Chef 1

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

Do you do portraits as well?

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."