Food Illusionist Pillows

Health food disguised as junk foodjunk food disguised as health food.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'It's Blurred.'

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Abundance of Caution

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'Quit playing with it.'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

Funky Chef 1

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Meditation Munchies

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'