Food Illusionist T-Shirts

Health food disguised as junk foodjunk food disguised as health food.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

The Witches Discover The Wok

Culinary surgery.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'It's Blurred.'

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

'Are these mushrooms or toadstools? And why are you holding a stomach pump?.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

A man with notches in his nose for his glasses.

'Quit playing with it.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

The real reason salad aids weight loss

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Abundance of Caution

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Funky Chef 1

It shows off your astigmatism very nicely.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

'Those artificial flowers look so lifelike it's unusual.'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

',,,and she had the nerve to say I needed new glasses,'

Meditation Munchies