Frozen Food Magician Pillows

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Hungry child

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Benihana style of cooking.

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Party time.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"Voila!...smooth pastry." (Lady teaching chef to iron dough).

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Culinary surgery.

Hot pot

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

The legend of Chef Arthur.

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"I'm making your favorite dessert, dear … seven layer cake."

"Fridge-to-table"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."